Convolution

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My vision blurred and I blacked out, wondering if I'd killed
myself by drinking that swill.
Now fermented urine actually looks and tastes much the same as beer,
so when I awoke (the battle long since having ended), I considered
whether I might just have misidentified the beverage in the bottle,
and maybe it was simply beer. I looked around for someone to advise me
on where the nearest testing lab might be, but strangely, I couldn't
see a soul. Where was Darla, Keith, or Cody? Where was the bartender,
for that matter? Was I even still in a bar? I somehow knew I had to
learn the answers to all these questions or I wouldn't be able to